Dear Selena Gomez,
I feel that I must write to you once again. My daughter is still 7 and she faithfully watches "Wizards of Waverly Place" on the Disney channel anytime she can catch it. Now mind you I still enjoy the show and I must admit that I did feel bummed out when the very last episode came out (however I'm so glad you got to be a Wizard in the end...kind of like being the Grand Poo-bah on the Flintstones...but with more razzle dazzle...you go girl!!).
You are still young and beautiful and very talented. I don't know if you are still with The Biebs (as the tabloids are not very reliable) but lord knows you still win a badge of honor for dating the guy, as I'm sure his hair products would have out numbered yours and your counter space would have been at an all time minimum!
The purpose of my letter? Well, you see, I had taken a break from Blogging. I have a simple rule - life first, blogging second. Well during my break, my beloved daughter had taken a very strong liking to yet another song of yours "Summers Not Hot". Now please, before I go on, I honestly don't want you to get a complex. You do have a lovely voice. However...you must keep in mind that when a parent hears the following lyrics over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again over a very very very long period of time, it is only natural that they will want to burn the godammed iTune.
The Summers Not Hot:
Its summer
The heat is blazing like the forth of July
I got the air con on and its blasting on high
So just grab something cool and jump in your ride
Pick up everybody, ill be waiting outside
Woah
The Summers not hot without you
Hope to get to see ya
Woah
The summer wont start without you
The temperature is 99
And it can get much higher
So come on over Romeo
And vamos a la playa
Woah
The Summers not hot
The summer wont start without you
The Summers not hot
The Summers not hot till you show up
The Summers not hot
The Summers not hot
The Summers not hot
Till you show up
Show up
Its summer
Your the reason that i jumped in the pool
Cause your so hot that i got to get cool
All your friends, bring em along
Hurry up and meet me there's a party going on
Woah
The Summers not hot without you
Hope to get to see ya
Woah
The summer wont start without you
The temperature is 99
And it can get much higher
So come on over Romeo
And vamos a la playa
Woah
The Summers not hot
The summer wont start without you
Till you show up (x4)
In my heart its freezing
I am wearing a bikini
And i know the sun is beating down
Where ever you may be
The summers not hot to me
The summers not hot
To me
The summers not hot till you show up
The summers not hot
The summers not hot till you show up
Till you show up
Woah
The Summers not hot without you
Hope to get to see ya
Woah
The summer wont start without you
The temperature is 99
And it can get much higher
So come on over Romeo
And vamos a la playa
Woah
The Summers not hot
The summer wont start without you
The summers not hot to me
It's not hot to me
No matter what the temperature is (x2)
The heat is blazing like the forth of July
I got the air con on and its blasting on high
So just grab something cool and jump in your ride
Pick up everybody, ill be waiting outside
Woah
The Summers not hot without you
Hope to get to see ya
Woah
The summer wont start without you
The temperature is 99
And it can get much higher
So come on over Romeo
And vamos a la playa
Woah
The Summers not hot
The summer wont start without you
The Summers not hot
The Summers not hot till you show up
The Summers not hot
The Summers not hot
The Summers not hot
Till you show up
Show up
Its summer
Your the reason that i jumped in the pool
Cause your so hot that i got to get cool
All your friends, bring em along
Hurry up and meet me there's a party going on
Woah
The Summers not hot without you
Hope to get to see ya
Woah
The summer wont start without you
The temperature is 99
And it can get much higher
So come on over Romeo
And vamos a la playa
Woah
The Summers not hot
The summer wont start without you
Till you show up (x4)
In my heart its freezing
I am wearing a bikini
And i know the sun is beating down
Where ever you may be
The summers not hot to me
The summers not hot
To me
The summers not hot till you show up
The summers not hot
The summers not hot till you show up
Till you show up
Woah
The Summers not hot without you
Hope to get to see ya
Woah
The summer wont start without you
The temperature is 99
And it can get much higher
So come on over Romeo
And vamos a la playa
Woah
The Summers not hot
The summer wont start without you
The summers not hot to me
It's not hot to me
No matter what the temperature is (x2)
"Your the reason that i jumped in the pool...Cause your so hot that i got to get cool" ?!? K...I think I just got sick...when you get to be my age...oh...I'm not going to bother explaining.
Yours Truly,
Red
P.S. to everyone who follows my blog - It's been a long time. Since my last post, this is what my lips look like now! They were bigger from doing the facial exercises, however it just gets better & better the longer you do them. It looks like I got injections and I saved myself $700+. So...for those of you who desire a plumped up pout, and are on the path of healthy alternatives, I highly recommend this program. They just get better the longer you do the exercises. Carole Maggio is one smart lady.
